adde sidde gets lost

Disclaimer: I am not the creator of Andrion and Sindorion, I’m just borrowing them from my friend Chriss (I never asked, but I hope she doesn’t mind). I do not own captain Jack Sparrow. And I do not own Lost. Yeah and Marri and Angel aren’t mine either. Actually, I believe the only thing I actually own in this story is Travina.

Our two heroes, Andrion, Adde, and Sindorion, Sidde were busy doing... absolutely nothing when Andrions phone suddenly started to play Nickelback’s Hero. And because he didn’t have anything better to do he answered, which probably was a mistake, but we all know that he isn’t the brightest hero around.
- Hello! He said cheerfully.
- They aren’t showing Lost this Wednesday! A girl shouted in his ear, he guessed that it was Travina, also known as Travs or Trams take a pick, his lovely (?) and faithful (?!) girlfriend.
- I know, it is bad, but I’m sure they will show it sooner or later, Andrion said in a voice that would hopefully calm her down. It didn’t work.
- I don’t want to see it later! I wanna se it now! She shouted and Andrion feared she would make him deaf.
- What can I do about it? He asked. Now, that was a big mistake. You never ask “What can I do about it” because there is always something you can do.
- Well, you could go down to the island and tell them to start making more episodes! Travina said, not screaming anymore.
- Why would I do that? Andrion said confused.
- Because you love me! But I can call Jack instead.
- Jack who?
- Captain Jack Sparrow. You know we got along pretty good, se said in a cold voice and Andrion realised that it was hopeless.
- Okay, okay! I’ll do it!
- Thank you darling. I knew I could count on you! She said happily.
- Yeah, whatever, Andrion mumbled.
- What?
- Nothing.
- Okay. Well, I got to go. Angel and Marri are going to blow up Filch’s office.
- Why? There was a long pause at the other end.
- I don’t really know. Anyway, I’ll see you someday. Bye! I love you! They hanged up and Andrion turned towards Sindorion.
- That was, Travs. She had a mission for us.
- What? Said Sindorion and looked a bit suspicious. I’m not going to kill anyone.
- No, nothing like that. She just wants us to go and check on why they aren’t broadcasting Lost.
- Why do we have to do that? Andrion didn’t really want to tell the truth since “Because she threatened to cheat on my if I didn’t” didn’t really sound like something a superhero said.
- Because, she was busy. And we don’t have anything better to do you know.
- Well, I can think of a hundred more things that I would rather do.
- You don’t have to do all that thinking, because you don’t have a choice.
- You are not the boss of me! Sindorion said, Andrion just gave him a stern look, and Sindorion realised he really didn’t have much of a choice. Which was really unfair if you thought about it.
- Alright! As long as I don’t have to kill anyone! He said.
- Be a man! Andrion said, Sindorion pretended as if he didn’t hear anything. A little while later, our heroes were on their way. Soon they reached the Lost island! You know the place with strange people running around and doesn’t trust each other, and were polar bears are running around like they lived there, which they apparently do. Yeah, and there is a lot of hot guys running around there to, but since our beloved elves are straight, they wouldn’t notice. When they reached the beach they realised two things. For the first, it was really hot, for the second, all the survivors of flight 815 where sunbathing on the shore instead of doing all the things the usually do. Like, gathering food, fight, torturing people, listening to baby Aaron screaming, listening to Clarie screaming even louder or just, I don’t know, push a strange button down a even stranger hatch perhaps. Andrion and Sindorion were staring at the people in disbelieve, when a guy with short hair approached them. The strange thing about him was not the fact that he acted like he owned the island it was the fact that he was wearing a suit that looked a bit similar to the ones Andrion and Sindorion were wearing.
- Who are you? He asked in a demanding voice and at the same time he started to pose a little. Andrion took that as some sort of challenge and he tried to look as much as a superhero as possible (well, I do suck at English, I warned you!).
- I am Andrion the greatest superhero in the world, and this is my brilliant side kick Sindorion. Who are you? The other guy looked as if he was about to laugh.
- I am Jack. And you can’t possibly call yourselves superheroes.
- Why not? Said Sindorion with his most intimidating voice.
- Well, because I am the only hero on this island! He shouted and turned around to the people on the beach. And to prove that, I will show you how much my people here respects me. Bow for me! He shouted to the people sunbathing on the beach. No one moved, but Aaron started screaming again.
- Dammit Jackass! Sawyer shouted and he moved a bit further down the beach so that he wouldn’t have to hear the baby. Jack tried not to blush when he turned to face the to elves who where grinning at him.
- Ooh, they seem to really respect you, Sindorion said with a mocking voice. Jack gave him an angry glance.
- What are you really doing here? He asked instead, I guess he wanted to change the subject.
- We are here to find out why they aren’t showing Lost this Wednesday, Andrion said. Jack gave him a confused look.
- What my friend is saying is that we were in the neighbourhood and thought we should check in on what you are doing. Jack still looked a bit confused but he gave them a nod.
- I see. Well, we aren’t doing that much actually.
- Yeah, we can se that, Andrion said and looked at all the people that was only lying there on the beach. Jack also looked at “his” people.
- Why aren’t you doing anything? Sindorion asked.
- Well, we got tired of the whole, “get food/fight/push button” thing so we thought we could take a day off, or two.
- For how many days have you been doing absolutely nothing? Andrion asked still looking at the people on the beach. Jack shrugged.
- I don’t really know. Four or five days I guess.
- Four or five days? Sindorion said shocked.
- How do you get anything to eat or drink?
- Oh, well. As the superhero on this island that is part of my work. Jack said. At the same moment Charlie stumbled out of the jungle carrying at least twenty water bottles and a dead boar.
- Oh, I see that you are doing a great job bringing them food and water. Andrion said with just a hint of sarcasm in his voice. Jack gave him an angry glance (he is really good at that).
- He is actually my own side kick. That is why I let him take care of such important jobs.
- Ooh, I see, said Andrion. Can you excuse me and my side kick for a moment I need to talk to him between four eyes.
- Yes, take your time. I shall go and see if Charlie needs a hand with that boar. I’ll see you later I guess.
- Yes, you will, said Andrion. Jack left them alone.
- We have to do something! If they don’t stop this “we are so lazy we don’t want to do anything” the whole show will die.
- I know! Said Sindorion, who thought Andrion were just saying facts that everybody already knew.
- So, how are we going to do this?
- I don’t know! You are the hero and it was your girlfriends idea that we should go here. Andrion gave him an angry glance almost as good as Jacks.
- Alright! Andrion sat down in the sand and started thinking, while Sindorion wandered off towards Jack and Charlie to see if he could get some water. An half hour later when Sindorion came back, Charlie didn’t want to give Sindorion any water because he believed that Sindorion had been flirting with Claire. Anyway. Sindorion returned to Andrion who were still sitting at the beach but when Sindorion threw a rock at him, just to check that he hadn’t died or anything. He jumped up.
- I’ve got it! He shouted and baby Aaron started screaming again.
- Son of a bitch! Sawyer said but no one cared about him. Sindorion was looking curiously at his friend.
- What have you got?
- We start spreading some rumours. I guarantee things will start to happen then.
- That’s a brilliant idea!
- I know! Andrion shouted just like Monica in Friends. So the two elves started spreading some rumours. They started the whole thing by telling Locke that Jack thought he was an idiot and then they told Jack that Locke thought he was an idiot. After that they told Scott, or Steve I don’t really know, that Kate wanted to see him in the jungle (I bet he is secretly in love with her, all the boys seem to be. I don’t understand them! I am absolutely sure that I’m at least a hundred times prettier than she is! And plus, I’m not going to jail!), and then they told Kate that Jack wanted to talk to her in the jungle. When they had set that up they went on by telling Sawyer that Sayid had been going throug the stuff in his tent and in a flash Sawyer took of to “talk” to the good looking Iraqi, well the elves didn’t really think he was good looking but I am sure the writer can have an opinion to. Then they went to “warn” Claire about Locke’s plan to kidnap her baby, and just for the hell of it they told several people that Locke had been planing to kill them. After that things were starting to get back to normal and the heroes realised that they were done. They said good bye to Jack, who were a bit busy arguing with Locke who also had to argue with the rest of the camp since they all believed that he would kill them, and Claire were just screaming about stuff, no one really understood what she screamed about, so Andrion and Sindorion left the island with the hope of never having to go back there.